MARCH 6, 1998

GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE 35

Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

divert & Conquer

THE MAN'S CLEARLY A SEX ADDICT. HE'S OUT OF CONTROL. LYING, SUBORNING PERJURY...

IT'S THIS PURITANICAL CULTURE THAT'S THE PROBLEM. DO PEOPLE REALLY EXPECT SOMEONE WITH THE RUTHLESS LUST FOR POWER IT TAKES TO BECOME PRESIDENT TO SPEND EVENINGS AT HOME WITH HIS STAMP COLLECTION?

ON, PLEASE! YOU WOULDN'T BE QUITE SO INDULGENT IF IT WAS NEWT GINGRICH GETTING BLOW JOBS IN THE OVAL OFFICE.

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GOOD POINT.

©1998 BY ALISON BECHDEL

WHILE YOU'RE UP,

YEAH,

HERE THEY...

COULD YOU SEE IF

I

UH... ARE.

LEFT THOSE SCREWS

BY THE PHONE?

PLATINUM Car Marlingard

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LITERARY NGENT

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CARLTON

SYDNEY! THERE WAS THIS STACK OF CREDIT CARD BILLS LYING ON YOUR DESK! [... I'M SHOCKED! DYOU REALLY OWE THIS MUCH MONEY?

HA! THEY GOT US, SYDNEY!

THANK

YOU FOR THAT IMAGE.

THE WORLD IS TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF GLOBAL DEFLATION, AND HERE WE SIT PRATTLING ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S PENIS.

CAN I HAVE A SCREW?

UHH...

PARTS LIST

MO..

I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH

ONE OF MY

STUDENTS.

CNN

RATINGS

UP 40%

WHAT?!

IS THIS GANNETT RAG SHOWING US HOW THE ASIAN BAILOUT BENEFITS BANKS AND CORPORATIONS, BUT DESTROYS LOCAL ECONOMIES? IS DAN RATHER EXPLAINING HOW THE I.M.F.'S STRATEGY ESCALATES THE PROBLEM OF CHEAP FOREIGN LABOR AND THREATENS US. WORKERS' JOBS? NO!

WHERE ARE THE

PHILLIPS HEADS?

IT JUST SORT OF HAPPENED. ONE MINUTE WE WERE DISCUSSING GENDER SLIPPAGE, AND THE NEXT, SHE'D SUPPED RIGHT OUT OF HER AQUA PLAID STRETCH PANTS!

TIPO THE NIB TO CHRIS MOES

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

THE CORPORATE BEHEMOTHS WHO OWN THE NEWS DISTRACT US WITH PRESIDENTIAL PECCADILLOES WHILE THEY PROCEED TO PILLAGE THE PLANET WITH IMPUNITY!

UNFORTUNATELY NOT.

BUT FOR THE RECORD, YOUR DISTRACTION THEORY IS SOUND.

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The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

Ethan Green's

CHAOS THEORY OF LOVE

ETIENNE MOSTLY JUST Loves &Tienne, but OCCASIONALLY CAN BE FOUND TO LOVE CAPLOS'S BEST GIRLFRIEND JAMES.

JASON CHANG LOVES TIM & Carlos, TIM & CARLOS, however, Love BucKY.

Leo, Several YEARS TARDY, THINKS HE JUST MIGHT Be Ready To Love &THAN.

Bucky ONLY LOVES HANS, HANS, THOUGH, Loves LAST NIGHT'S Trick.

by Eric Orner

LAST NIGHT'S Trick, as it happens, REALLY Loves LeeZA...

BUT LEEZA, AS IS WELL DOCUMENTE&,ONLY Loves ETIENNE...

BUT CARLOS'S BEST GIRLFRiend James APPARENTLY LOVES ETHAN'S EX-LOVER, Leo.

BUT ETHAN LOVES DOUG.

REY, I LOVE YOU FIGHT NOW!

Fear NOT, However, cuZ, S ,Scientists, Soc¡AL ENGINEers & ELLEN AND Her New GIRLFriend Are working 'round The CLOCK TO Develop a FORMULA To Get The Person you Love, To Love YOU BACK, AND Visa-Versa, ALL AT The SAME TIME.

hey, I Love You riGHT NOW BACK!

MAMA BOOK THE CHAPEL, THERE'S GONNA Be A WEDDING.

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